Even More Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Thank God for plastic surgeons and breast implants, because let’s face it, as uninhibited as she seems, I’m not sure if The Hills star Heidi Montag would grace us mortal men with her perfect figure and generous assets if she hadn’t, ahem, improved on her natural, God-given assets. Which just makes me one big fan of Heidi Montag and the guy who worked on her, because as obvious as those breast implants are, they look just fantastic on the girl. And when she slips on the two-piece bikini and goes for a stroll on the beach, it’s like the sky has opened and God is giving up the thumbs up. That, or maybe I’m just suffering from heartburn. Damn spicy Thai food…

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