Fake U.S. Agent Nabbed for Trying to Guard Jolie’s Body

15 September 2006

Topics: Angelina Jolie, Hollywood Mugshots

Some people will do anything to get close to Angelina Jolie, like this dummy, who posed as a Homeland Security Agent in order to get a job providing security for Mother Teresa Version 2.0 and her Boy Toy Brad Pitt. Nelson Mercado tried to get a job at the security company that works for Jolie by flashing some fake Department of Homeland Security creds and rolling around in a black-tinted Ford Crown Victoria registered to “U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security of America” because, you know, he didn’t want to be confused with the “U.S. Dept. of Homeland Security of France” or somesuch.

From Yahoo News:

Assistant U.S. Attorney Brett Sagel told Reuters it was not yet clear why Mercado, 46, sought to work for Pitt and Jolie, though such a contract could prove lucrative. He declined to name the stars who had hired Mercado in the past.

“Impersonation of a federal agent is serious, no matter what it’s for,” Sagel said. “In this case you don’t know what his motive or rationale was, but obviously it could have serious repercussions.”

The funny thing is, a lot of celebs will be reading about this and going, “Oh hell no, didn’t we hire that guy?” Har har.

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