True story: I was traveling through America one time in a Winnebago when I ran across this girl who works at a gas station name Fearne Cotton, who had dropped out of high school when she thought she was going to be a model. As it turned out, the modeling gig didn’t work out, and Fearne ended up back home in Georgia (come on, you knew a girl name Fearne Cotton had to come from Georgia, right?), where she found work at the gas station. Well, okay, that story was bullshit, and I never meat any such girl name Fearne Cotton. In fact, I don’t even own a Winnebago, and if I did, I’d shoot myself out of self-pity. The point of this story is, um, Fearne Cotton, the TV chick from England, is hot, and go with it.
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