The big news around the celebrity gossip watercooler (a place I try to avoid, it being kinda stinky and all, especially in the afternoons) is that Oscar winner Halle Berry is 3-months preggers with the love child of Canadian male model Gabriel Aubrey (the couple pictured left). And here I thought the only good thing about being a male model was banging hot chicks and, er, well, I guess that’s pretty great, considering who Aubry has bee putting it to since 2005. Says Berry about the news: “Gabriel and I are beyond excited, and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in life. Now the next seven months will be the longest of my life!” Expect a rush marriage followed by a divorced a year or two from now.
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