I once tried to learn Italian, but gave up after a couple of classes. It just seemed so hard, and I could never get used to drinking wine in the morning. He-yo! I’m just kidding, of course, and certainly didn’t mean to stereotype all Italians as being boozehounds. Wait, did I say boozehounds? I meant, people who really enjoy their liquor. As in, they drink way too much. Um, where was I going? Oh right, I don’t know how to speak Italian, but I do know how to recognize a gorgeous woman when I run across one, and Michela Coppa is very much one. I think she used to be an Italian beauty pageant once upon a time or something, but don’t hold me to it.
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