What are the chances that we’ll see OUR Miss Whatever slipping on the two-piece bikini and going for a stroll on the beach while they’re still wearing their precious little crown? Not a chance in hell would be my guess. Or at least, I haven’t seen it happen yet outside of a sanctioned beauty pageant. Yup, that’s how anal ass tight we are over here. The Brits, on the other hand? Free as a bird, apparently. Or at least, their beauty queens are. You’ve got them showing up in men’s magazines, modeling, and here’s Miss Great Britain Gemma Garrett showing off her bikini body. Now that’s a beauty queen!

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