Halle Berry Too Hot for Life, Esquire

11 April 2007

Topics: Halle Berry

Halle Berry recently came out in some magazine or TV show or a combination of both that she once contemplated committing suicide because of some problems with her sex-starved husband. But she didn’t do it, which is what really matters, because, let’s face it, if this spread in Esquire magazine proves anything, it’s that Halle Berry may be too unnaturally hot for life, but death could never handle this much scorching heat. Of course I’m being facetious, and we’re all glad Halle Berry didn’t off herself, because that would be wrong and other junk.

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