Happy Fourth of July, America

4 July 2008

Topics: Celebrities in Bikinis, Erica Durance, Heidi Montag, Jamie Pressly

Let’s face it, America rocks. If you don’t agree, then you’re probably not one of us (you poor bastard), or you are one and if you still disagree, then you’re a self-hating douche bag. Either way, go fuck yourself. And now, our daily dose of celebrities looking smoking hot in American flag themed bikini ensembles. Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s probably not such a good idea to turn our precious American flag into a frakkin’ bikini, or any other article of clothing for that matter, but just for THIS ONE TIME, we’re going to look the other way. Please to enjoy. (And try not to blow off your fingers throwing dynamites at your bratty nephews, ya bums. Happy Fourth of July!)


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