Valentines Day is this Saturday, and you know what that means, florists and people who sell crappy chocolate will be making a mint off us suckers — er, I mean, men — everywhere. Oh, Valentines Day, thank God you only come once a year. So in honor of men shelling out obscene amounts of money for what would normally cost only half as much on any given week, here’s British glamour model Lucy Pinder and her two big Valentines Day gifts wishing you all a nice weekend. Do try to get lucky if you can, boys. And if not, then at least save some money for Carla down the block. You know, the one with the gimpy leg? But hey, who needs her to walk around? Am I right or am I right?













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