Hayden Panettiere and her two-piece bikini wants to save the whales. Or at least, the really cute ones. The ugly whales? Eh, they can go to hell, because as we all know, California girls like Hayden Panettiere just ain’t got time for no ugly whales. (Yeah, yeah, I know, Hayden Panettiere is not from California, just go with it, ya bums.) In the quest to prove that she’s not just a TV superhero, Hayden and a bunch of some celebrity friends were recently in Japan trying to stop some scurvy fishermen from harpooning those cuddly pilot whales. I don’t think it went all that well, since whale hunting is allowed in Japan, and you’d think that if you wanted to stop the hunting, you’d get the Japanese government to change its policies, not try to harass a bunch of harden, “get off my lawn, you kids!” fishermen. But hey, if the power of Hayden and her bikini doesn’t get them to stop, what chances do us mortal men have?
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