Hayden Panettiere is Brave
If you haven’t done your civic duty and registered to vote yet, here’s Heroes star Hayden Panettiere to offer yet another funny reason why you should vote for the black guy and not that old white dude, what’s his name. Gosh, I sure hope Hollywood doesn’t do what it used to do back in the days of Joseph McCarthy and ostracize poor Hayden Panettiere for her brave, brave stand in voting for the black guy instead of the establishment white guy. It’s so brave of her to break from the ranks and speak her mind. Why, if there were prizes for bravery, I’d nominate Hayden to get one. Because, you know, she’s real brave and junk. Oh, Hayden, now that you’ve come out for Obama, I will cast aside my racist tendencies and vote for the black dude instead. Gosh, she’s cute!