Hayden Panettiere Licks a Statue’s Ass

No, seriously, she does. I wish I was kidding with you, but I’m not. Apparently this is some gag picture that Hayden had taken by some friend, showing her bending an salaciously licking the ass of a golden statue in, from what I can tell, a diner or restaurant. I have no idea how it ended up spread all over the Internet, but it’s here now, and it ain’t going anywhere. (Scroll down to the see the picture below if you can’t wait.) So what’s going on with the girl? I don’t know, but I suspect it’s the Lindsay Lohan/Britney Spears problem: too young, too rich, too famous, and too much freedom to do whatever she wants. Seriously, those guys running “Heroes” better pay attention to this girl before she goes straight over the cliff and takes their show with her.

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