Hayes MacArthur Takes Ali Larter Off the Market

It’s official, boys — December is shaping up to be a bad month; first, some guy knocks up Jessica Alba, and now a nobody actor has taken Ali Larter off the market. That’s right: TV star and soon to be movie star Ali Larter said Yes when actor boyfriend Hayes MacArthur poppped the question over the weekend, reports E! Online. The two had been dating for almost two years, which is about two years longer than any of my relationships to my super hot imaginary girlfriends. So who is Hayes MacArthur? Um, he’s an actor who you’ve never heard of, which basically means he’s going to be the less famous of the couple, and that NEVER bolds well for a Hollywood marriage. Just take my word for it; when the guy is less famous (in this case, substantially less famous) than the girl, it always ends in divorce. Trust me on this one.

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