Heather Mills Eliminated from DANCING WITH THE STARS

Here’s how much I know about ABC’s mega hit “Dancing With the Stars” show — I still don’t know what the winners get. I mean, do they get free dance lessons for life? Free tap shoes? What exactly does winning “Dancing with the Stars” means besides, you know, winning “Dancing with the Stars”? Anyhoo, nevermind my ignorance. The latest person to get kicked off the show is Heather Mills. And if you don’t know who Heather Mills is, then you probably don’t own the TV. But if you do own a TV and you still don’t know who Heather Mills is, you need to burn your TV or give it away to that bum sleeping in your trash bin.

Heather Mills memories from her time on “Dancing with the Stars”:

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