Hollywood Babes Love Snakes on a Plane

The greatest movie nobody has ever seen, “Snakes on a Plane”, opens today, and the Hollywood babes are out in force to attend the premiere. Battling with snakes, Samuel L. Jackson, and a horde of Internet fanboys for a seat were: Annabella Sciorra, Carla Gugino, Elsa Pataky, Sunny Mabrey, Rachel Blanchard, Julianna Margulies, and of course, though he’s no babe, he’s definitely a motherphuckin’ badass, Samuel L. Jackson. (Curiously, there weren’t any live snakes at the premiere; but then again, I’m sure they ushered all the agents in first because, frankly, agents, like snakes, scare children.)

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