Here’s a public service announcement just in case you are one of the dumbasses who haven’t realized that Spanish actress Paz Vega is really, really hot: “Paz Vega is really, really hot.” Got that? Okay, now go to your parent’s room, take some money out of your mom’s purse, and send them to me. Yes, don’t worry, she’ll never know. It’ll just be between you and I, and I promise I won’t tell anyone. Well, okay, I won’t tell anyone as long as you do as I say, so hurry up, my basement is getting cold. Wait, where was I? Oh right, Paz Vega is really, really hot. See for yourself if you don’t believe me.
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