Holy Sh@t. I Have a Better Body than Val Kilmer

10 August 2006

Topics: Really Random Stuff

Holy tub of lard, Batman! What in the world has happened to Val Kilmer? Oh sure, his movie career took a dramatic nosedive in the late ’90s and early ’00s, but he was poised to make a comeback with “Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang”, and now — this? Jesus H. Christ. I never imagined there would ever come a day when I could say, and with a perfectly straight face, that I had a better body than Iceman from “Top Gun”. I am so proud of me.


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