I am God. American Idol is 100% Predictable.

14 May 2008

Topics: American Idol, Syesha Mercado

I said this last week, and I’ll repeat here for your edification: “Syesha, the last girl standing, will be gone by next week, leaving the two Davids. And with the kids still voting, Archuleta’s got this thing sown up.” And guess what? As I predicted, Syesha was knocked off tonight, leaving the girly man and the grown-up alt rocker. Next week you can take it to the bank: The girly man will win. Why? Because I said so, and like the title says, I am God. Isn’t that enough? No? Dammit. Okay, because it’s obvious. How about that? The last few weeks of American Idol have been as predictable as Britney Spears’ little sister getting knocked up.

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