I Still Don’t “Get” Christina Aguilera’s Popularity

1 September 2006

Topics: Christina Aguilera

Seriously, folks, someone please convince me why Christina Aguilera is as popular as she is. Okay, so she has a pretty good voice, but why does everyone I meet keep insist on telling me this girl is “hot”? She has a ginorous head, it’s nearly as big as the rest of her upper body, and she’s exactly 4-feet tall. And don’t even get me started on her propensity for getting “drrrty” (I feel stupid just typing that). Now seriously, folks, how in the world does people look at this mental midget and say, “Now that’s hot!”


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