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Oh dear, they’re making a fourth “Indiana Jones” movie with Harrison Ford set to return as the adventuring college professor who hates snakes but loves dames in distress. (Who doesn’t? The dames part, I mean.) As with the previous three flicks in the franchise, the movie will be directed by Steven Spielberg and co-written by George Lucas. All I can say is, have someone else write the bloody thing and don’t do it yourself, George. You can’t write worth sh*t. Anyways, for those interested, “Indiana Jones and the Geriatric Brigade” is set to start filming in ’07. (And no, that is not the movie’s actual title. Maybe…)

Personally, I would rather see the adventures of “Young Indy”. I loved the short-lived TV show, and Sean Patrick Flannery makes for a great young Indy. I mean, seriously, do I want to see a 90-year old Harrison Ford battling Nazis and brain-eating monkeys or romancing 20-year old blond babe?

Speaking of blond babes, here’s Alison Doody, the last Indiana blond babe:

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