True story: I met Russian supermodel Irina Sheik during a snow trip in Sweden late last year, and after a night of wining and dining, she fell hopelessly in love with me and after a night of great sex and cuddling, she followed me home and refused to accept that our relationship was over. True story. And if you don’t believe that, then you’re smarter than I thought, which is surprising, as I thought everyone who reads this page is a total dumbass. No offense. (But you know, I would understand if you took offense, since it’s, well, kind of insulting. Am I right or am I right?)
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