It Doesn’t Suck to Be … Bruce Willis

25 March 2009

Topics: Emma Heming, It Doesn't Suck to be...

For a balding guy in his ’60s (he’s in his ’60s, right?), Bruce Willis sure knows how to live up life. Hell, I’ll be lucky if I accomplish 5% of the things in my entire lifetime that this guy gets done in one morning. Such as marrying a gorgeous Victoria’s Secret supermodel, which Willis has just done when he hooked up with Emma Heming over the weekend. Lucky bastard. Take a look at some Emma Heming pics below, and then join me in wishing ill on Bruce Willis, will you? Okay, we like the guy, and we don’t want anything to happen to him, but holy shit … Emma Heming is HOT.


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