It Doesn’t Suck to be…Gisele Bundchen

22 January 2007

Topics: Gisele Bundchen, It Doesn't Suck to be...

Gisele Bundchen is 5′10, 26 years old, and she makes more money than God. Well, okay, maybe not more than God, but she certainly makes more money than all of us combined, coming in 16th place on Forbes’ Top 20 Richest Woman in Entertainment, a list that includes Oprah Winfrey. She once dated Leonardo DiCaprio before, rumor has it, moving onto Tom Brady. She’s Brazilian, she’s got legs that go on forever, and she can get any man she wants. And oh yeah, there’s that whole modeling thing, where she’s required to walk up and down a narrow path for an hour and then make millions. Damn, where can I get that job?

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