Kid Rock’s life pisses me off. Imagine being this guy — scruffy, dirty, skinny, not even capable of matching “average” in the looks department. He hails from Detroit, and seems proud of it (why?), had one hit song and somehow managed to ride it for years, and just recently he was putting it regularly to Pam “Boom Boom” Anderson. Now he’s out and about with supermodel May Andersen and, one presumes, putting it to her regularly as well. And the worst part of it? I kinda like the guy. He seems totally cool, which makes it not suck to be Kid Rock.
Then again, May Andersen once dated that half-a-brain moron Steve-O, so…
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