It Doesn’t Suck to Be … Mark Consuelos

2 June 2008

Topics: It Doesn't Suck to be..., Kelly Ripa

So who is Mark Consuelos, you ask? Well, not being a daytime soap opera fan, I don’t blame you for not knowing who he is. Consuelos is a Spanish actor, and one of the stars of ABC’s long-running daytime soap All My Children, where he plays the role of Mateo Santos Sr., no doubt a suave Spanish dude who gets all the chicks. Besides being handsome, with a great last name to pick up girls with, and a burgeoning movie career, Consuelos is also married to Kelly Ripa, the hardest working woman in showbiz. And just in case you still don’t get why it doesn’t suck to be Consuelos, take a gander at what he goes home to every night below. Seriously, I hate this guy.

Kelly Ripa Bikini

Kelly Ripa Bikini


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