It Doesn’t Suck to be… Richie Sambora

1 February 2007

Topics: Celebrities in Bikinis, Denise Richards, It Doesn't Suck to be...

You know, I can stand Tom Brady getting Grade-A tail like Bridget Moynahan (and apparently now Gisele Bundchen) — I mean, the guy is talented, an amazing quarterback, and hell, he’s even as good looking as Brad Pitt, minus the girlie qualities of Pitt. But Richie Sambora? Come on! This guy plays guitar in a rock band, can’t sing, looks like a manatee, and he’s gone from Heather Locklear to Denise Richards? And now he spends all his time frolicking on Hawaiian beaches while Denise Richards parades around in a variety of bikinis for him? I tell you, it doesn’t suck to be Richie Sambora. Where’s my rock band? Guys? Anyone? I can stand in the back playing guitar, too. Well, not really, but I could learn. How hard is it to play guitar, anyway?

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