It’s Official: Angelina Jolie is Now Creepy

Angelina Jolie used to be sexy. Enticing. Enthralling. Really, really fantasy-worthy material. Now she’s just creeping the bejesus out of me. I mean, seriously, what the hell is wrong with this woman and why is she going around adopting children the way other people buy snow globes to remember their vacations by? Is her goal to have one kid from every country? And what exactly does she plan to do with all these foreign kids? Seriously, what kind of mother can she possibly be? She’s constantly surrounded by paparazzi, she spends most of her time on movie sets, and her husband will probably divorce her ass in a few months. Even Grade-A Looney Poon isn’t going to keep Brad Pitt on his leash for long. He’s got to see how flippin nuts his wife is. So now Angelina is going to adopt another kid from Vietnam because, well, she doesn’t have one from Vietnam yet.

Whatever happened to this Angelina Jolie? I miss her…

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