It’s Official: Britney Spears and K-Fed are Divorced

7 November 2006

Topics: Britney Spears, Celebrity Divorces

So apparently it’s official: Britney Spears has filed for divorce from wannabe rapper hubby Kevin Federline, better known to “the homies” as K-Fed. Personally I blame the split on, well, both of them. That’s what happens when you give white trash money and allow her to marry white trash. I mean, hell, folks, white trash + white trash don’t equal class, you know? You can read all about it here if this is something that interests you. Personally I find it irresistible — like driving by a car wreck. You know what happened, and you don’t want to look, but dang it, you just can’t look away.

“Yo yo yo, this is K-Fed to rock your world! You wanna play with fire, biotch?”


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