Jake Gyllenhaal Adopts Natalie Portman

30 May 2006

Topics: Natalie Portman

Tired of fellow Hollywood dorks getting all the press attention by stealing kids from Cambodian and African orphanages and calling them their own, “Brokeback Mountain” star Jake Gyllenhaal has decided to adopt one of his own — except he’s chosen little Natalie Portman. Either that, or the two are dating. Either/or. Check out father and daughter — er, I mean, girlfrirend and boyfriend? — out and about.


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