Jennifer Esposito Divorces Husband after 4 Months of Marriage

It’s tough keeping a marriage in Hollywood. Heck, it’s tough everywhere, but especially so when you live in Hollywood and you’re constantly surrounded by beautiful people, all of them who are entirely bangable and willing. Now I’m not saying that’s why Jennifer Esposito has filed for divorce from her husband, “Alias” star Bradley Cooper after just four brief months of marriage. According to their court filings, the ever-popular “irreconcilable differences” was responsible. What does that mean? Anything from “aliens replaced my wife is a pod” to “he sucks”. Basically, Jennifer Esposito is now single, and she needs to call me right away. They don’t call me “Rebound Rob” for nuthin’, you know.

Tell me this woman is gonna stay single for very long:

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