The French are good for a couple of things: making bad movies about sad circus clowns, getting the British all riled up, and giving us the Statue of Liberty. Other than that, I can’t really say if there’s any reason to go to war again if some country, like, say, Albania decides to invade them. Okay, maybe there is one reason to save the French from invasion: Jennifer Lamiraqui. Tell me those curves aren’t worth saving from the evils of the Albanians? I’m telling you, if not for Jennifer Lamiraqui and her amazing ability to put on lingerie and make you get all wobbly in the knees, we would have let the Germans keep Paris all those years ago. At least, that’s what the history books say. I’m just going by what I read here, man.
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