Speaking of Hollywood hook-ups (weren’t we just?), after Alyssa Milano is announced to having been taken off the market, it appears the Gods are smiling on us and given us a replacement — word from Lalaland is that Jennifer Love Hewitt is back on the market, boys! That’s right, so polish up those pick-up lines for those dark bars where you will “accidentally” bump into Jennifer Love Hewitt and lay one on her. If you’re lucky she’ll still be on the rebound from her called off engagement to some Scottish dude she’s been dating for two years and was supposed to have gotten hitched with. And you know what they say about hot chicks on the rebound… And hey, failing that, remember our back-up plan: fake the mugging and come to her rescue. Chicks love a knight in shining armor, even if he’s ugly, overweight, and still lives with his mom. Below, reasons to pay Bud and Ed for their services.
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