Jessica Alba is so concern about the paparazzi snapping pictures of her in her snazzy little Prius that she had her windows tinted so dark no one could see inside. Unfortunately for her, that’s against the law, and a cop pulled the “Fantastic Four” star over while she was leaving the gym. (And oh yeah, for some reason her car doesn’t have license plates.) But the funny thing is (and by “funny” I mean it’s “totally crap”), although people saw Alba getting a ticket on the street, TMZ says the LAPD has no such ticket on record. So let me get this straight: Jessica Alba and her Hollywood buddies drive a Prius and gets to bitch at me about Global Warming, but they’re above getting a ticket? Hmm…