Jessica Alba in the Love Guru Promos

22 June 2008

Topics: Jessica Alba, Movie Stuff

I’ve been hearing some pretty bad things about Mike Myers’ latest stab at comedy, “The Love Guru”. Words like “piece of turd” and “holy crap that movie blows” keeps coming up. But hey, it may be both those things, but it’s also our best chance to see and fantasize about Jessica Alba while she’s still in her fighting weight — i.e. before she got knocked up by the son of Satan, because let’s face it, anyone who ruins that perfectly good body needs a good ass kicking. Jessica Alba has a lot of things going for her, but acting ability ain’t one of them. And of course by “a lot of things” I mean Jessica Alba has only one thing going for her — her looks. And so, here are some choice images from Jessica Alba in “The Love Guru”. The film’s new tagline should be: “Hey, the movie may suck, but Jessica Alba is in it, and she’s not pregnant!” I’d buy it.

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