Jessica Alba is Pregnant with Cash Warren’s Demon Seed

12 December 2007

Topics: Jessica Alba

Well it had to happen, kids. Some one has finally managed to impregnate Jessica Alba and ruin her for men everywhere. People.com says that they have confirmed that Alba is indeed preggers with assistant director Cash Warren’s lovechild. The two met and started dating in 2004 when they both worked on the set of the Godawful “Fantastic Four” movie. I guess crappy moviemaking wasn’t enough to mire their smoldering love. Jessica Alba is 26, Warren is 28, and now stop what you’re doing and listen to men everywhere weep in disgust. No more Jessica Alba bikini pictures for a while, I reckon, so these will have to do for now…

Jessica Alba is Pregnant with Cash Warren’s Demon Seed

Jessica Alba is Pregnant with Cash Warren’s Demon Seed


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