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I don’t care how hot Jessica Alba is, but this is just not right. In fact, it’s so not right that I’m filing it under, “Oh man, come on, we have millions of years of evolution under our belt, and you go and do this in front of the paparazzi?” where it belongs. Here’s Jessica Alba letting her dog lick her. No, not the boyfriend. Her actual dog. Sick, Jessica! Now go home and brush your teeth, young lady!