Jessica Alba Stares You Down
The Internet is a pretty weird place, and it just got weirder with the invent of YouTube. Besides allowing every loser with the ability to videocast put their opinions on the net (you know, sorta like this dumbass site), YouTube has allowed people to “challenge” each other over a period of days by way of video. You’ve got dance-offs, rap-offs, and video responses to something or rather. Now you have … stare contests? Uh huh. There is apparently a whole slew of this crap on YouTube at the moment, and Jessica Alba, apparently finding time between being preggers with some dude’s love child, threw down her own gauntlet. It’s really stupid, but I gotta admit, having a really hot woman like Jessica Alba stare at you for two minutes is kinda hot.
That’s the way to win an Oscar, Jess.