Jessica Alba’s Freaky Dinky Declare Yourself Ads

3 October 2008

Topics: Jessica Alba

Every year Hollywood stars and other famous faces get together to pretend they actually care you vote (you know, they don’t really care who you vote for, just as long as you vote; and oh, by the way, can you spare an hour to let them tell you why Barack Obama is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and how John McCain is so friggin’ old?) by putting out some freaky dinky ads that will either give you nightmares or scare you into voting. Last year Christina Aguilera had her mouth sewn shut. This year, it’s Jessica Alba in a Hannibal Lecter inspired mask in one ad, S&M garb in the other. I like the second one. Yum. And oh yeah, I’m definitely voting. Al Gore is still on the ballot, right?


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