Maybe I’m wrong, but wasn’t Jessica Biel just in Hawaii playing paddle with a ball (what is that game called, anyway? Ball and paddle or something?), and now she’s found herself down south in Puerto Rico sunbathing on a yacht and flashing that big ol booty around like it’s a weapon. Ah, the life of a rich and famous Hollywood celebrity. Seriously, how do these ladies ever manage to survive out there? It’s just so harsh, what with all the easy money, fame, and countless vacation spree. Can you tell that I’m a little envious? But perhaps Jessica Biel’s bootiliciousness can quell my anger…
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