Jessica Biel is Ass-licious in Elle

7 May 2007

Topics: Adam Sandler, Jessica Biel

So I went to watch “Spider-Man 3″ earlier today, and in front of it there was a preview for the Jessica Biel, Adam Sandler, and Kevin James comedy “I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry”. And I gotta tell you, the movie looks like it’s going to suck all kinds of ways to Sunday. Seriously, I haven’t seen anything so unfunny in a long, long, time. (Hell, “Little Nicky” was funnier than that trailer!) But anyways, if there is one saving grace, it’s that Jessica Biel strips down to bra and panties and offers Sandler’s macho fireman character the chance to squeeze her boobies to prove that they’re real. Anyways, all that is to say that Jessica Biel is looking good in Elle Magazine. Why is she on her hands and knees and her ass is sticking up in the air? Why ask why?

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