Jessica Biel Sucks

17 July 2006

Topics: Jessica Biel

A lollipop. She sucks a lollipop! Of course Jessica Biel doesn’t suck. Any woman who goes to such great lengths to look as good as Jessica, even walking her dog, gets brownie points. This woman must really love her dog, too, because there are new pictures of her walking her dog just about every day. You’d think she could afford a dog walker. Don’t celebrities just hire dog walkers? Good for Jessica for doing it herself. By the way, you think she trained her dog to turn his back on the camera and start doing his “business” just as the cameras started snapping? P.S. Notice how her glasses actually fit her face instead of trying to gobble it up. Pay attention, Paris!

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