Jessica Simpson is Becoming Anna Nicole Smith

2 August 2006

Topics: Jessica Simpson

I think we can all agree that Jessica Simpson isn’t playing when she acts dumb; the woman is, frankly speaking, just plain d-u-m-m! Here’s Jessica Simpson somewhere doing something looking a heck of a lot like a younger, thinner Anna Nicole Smith. I’m not just talking about the blonde hair, the confused look on her face, or the bright red lipsticks — well, okay, I am talking about all those things. Add another 20 pounds on Jessica and I bet you can’t tell her apart from Anna Anna Slama Bama. (I am so embarassed to know that line…)


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