Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage: Breast Implants or Wonderbra?

Singer, songwriter, actress, MTV reality star, and woman about town Jessica Simpson was somewhere doing something with someone showcasing what can only be called “damn impressive” cleavage. Which led many people on the web to wonder if Jess (as her friends and I call her) had gone under the knife and pumped up those hush puppies. Or are they in fact the product of a wonderfully deceiving wonderbra? If it’s the latter, I am going to be suing someone. What is the deal with these wonderbras? It’s false advertising, I tell ya. I’m going with breast implants, but only because I want to believe. (By the way, I’m not too crazy about the “look” Jess is going for here, either…)

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