So basically a hippie chick name Jill Coccaro (who has since changed her name to Phoenix Feeley, thus proving my assertion that she’s a “hippie chick”) decided to walk around topless in New York City two years ago in 2005 and got arrested for her troubles. She was eventually let go when the NY Prosecutor decided not to press charges. But being the hippie chick that she is, Feeley decided to sue the city, and two years later, has won a $29,000 settlement. So basically, Jill Coccaro went for a walk with her apples exposed and got arrested by cops working for the Big Apple. Har har, get it?
You can read this wacky story here.
Alas, I have no pictures of Coccaro, but since we’ve already established that she’s a hippie chick, it’s a good bet she’s probably ugly. Heck, the cops probably arrested her for not being nude in public, but for being fugly and nude in public, thus destroying men’s fantasies everywhere.
But since I hate making posts without some kind of picture in it, here’s Keeley Hazell. Now don’t you wish we could see HER walk around topless? Well, okay, so you can do that anywhere, because Keeley is almost always naked, but you know, maybe she could do it in front of us and stuff. That would just rock.
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