Joaquin Phoenix is a Rapper Now

23 January 2009

Topics: Funny Stuff, Videos

I absolutely and positively shit you not. Yes. I’m talking about the star of hit movies like “Gladiator” and “Walk the Line”. That Joaquin Phoenix. Well, he’s quit acting to follow his dreams of becoming a rapper. You can’t make this shit up, folks, cause it’s freaky and totally “out there” even by Hollywood standards. Of course it could just be that Phoenix is trying to pull a fast one on us ala Borat, in which case it’s a hell of a performance! Not the rapping part. That’s just retarded. But everything else is pretty funny, though. But it does prove one thing: when you’re a big enough movie star, people will put up with pretty much anything you do, even your delusions of being a rapper. Listen to the crowd hoot and howl like it’s the greatest thing they’ve ever seen.


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