Jordana Brewster Makes “Chainsaw Massacres” Cool

14 September 2006

Topics: Jordana Brewster

I haven’t heard about it until now, but apparently they’ve made a prequel to “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”, and it stars Jordana Brewster and — er, other people. Does it matter? Jordana Brewster, with her sultry dark eyes and killer bod is the only reason to watch this movie when it hits theaters October something. In any case, I wouldn’t expect too much, if the 84 minute running time is any indication. When a film runs that short, it means it’s been butchered to death (no pun intended) in the editing room. So watch it for Jordana, but don’t blame me for the movie.

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