Jordin Sparks is Your American Idol Season 6 Winner

As if there was any doubt, Jordin Sparks, all 7-foot of her, won American Idol’s final show and as a result, will instantly become a millionaire and popstar diva. She beat beat boxing dude Blake Lewis for the crown, but that wasn’t any shocker. I think everyone just assumed Sparks would win based on talent and the fact that she doesn’t beat box which is, let’s face it, a really stupid thing to still be doing in your ’20s, Blake. But hey, they sure squeezed that final episode for all it was worth, didn’t they? Two hours of singing. Wow. I didn’t know I could waste 2 hours that badly, but there it was.

Now since Jordin Sparks won, and last night was really her night, I should post pictures of her. But you know what, I don’t care. Here’s some Katharine McPhee. Ah, the good ol days when American Idol was worth watching every night…

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