I was sitting at home this weekend when it came to me: “You know, what this world needs is yet another movie awards show held on basic cable!” Because, you know, you can never have too many movie awards shows on basic cable. Ahem. Now it would probably be a good idea to list the nominees and the winners, but who cares. Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Alba were present and apparently went home with the hardware (which, you’ll notice, looks extremely dangerous; you can put both eyes out with that thing!). Ben Affleck was on stage with Jessica Alba, but I clipped him out. I mean, come on, who gives a rat’s behind about Ben Affleck? And oh yeah, Spike TV’s Scream Awards premiere on Spike on October 10th.

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