You know, I’m not sure, but I’m reasonably certain that my breasts are bigger than Keira Knightley’s, which is not exactly saying good things about my body. Actually, I probably shouldn’t have typed that last sentence, but what the hey, full confession, right? Anyhoo, here are some pictures of Keira Knightley frolicking about a Hawaii beach with her girlfriend — er, I mean, boyfriend. I think it’s a guy. Looks like a guy. Heck, he has bigger breasts than Keira. Flat-chested or not, I’m still so into Keira it’s not even funny.

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