Man, show business is really one tough business! One day you’re living large and getting paid $20 million for every movie, drinking wine out of your $5,000 shoes, and the next day you’re broke and homeless and attending movie premieres in rags. Or at least I think that’s what has happened to poor Keira Knightley, who is looking just as thin as usual, but sporting a, well, dress. I think that’s a dress she’s wearing, although I have seen homeless women wear the exact same thing up the street from my apartment complex. Poor Keira Knightley. If she needs a home to stay in-between movie premieres, she should give me a call. I hate it when hot women have to throw on rags for their movie premieres. It’s soooo embarrassing.
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